100 Rants on Why Men are Pants by Amy Charter

Author:Amy Charter [Charter, Amy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor
ISBN: 1840244208
Publisher: Summersdale
Published: 2007-07-31T23:00:00+00:00

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You do not have to go far to find a man a film he will enjoy. It must simply contain one, or all, of the following components: convent girls, nurses, car chases, gadgets or lesbians – all of which will drive him to a state of frenzied excitement.

Men will not go near the kitchen for ten months of the year, but as soon as the barbecue season comes around, he will monopolise the cooking. ‘Barbies’ are the ideal opportunity for grand machismo: torching the meat and asserting himself over naked flames.

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A man’s handwriting always reflects his personality. It is formulated by the time he is thirteen, and does not change for the rest of his life.

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Due to psychological inferiority complexes, men actually name their penises. They will call their little friend (the one who does all the thinking) something like ‘Rambo’ rather than the possibly more appropriate ‘Winky’.

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Men will not, by default, ask for directions. This could explain why Moses was wandering through the wilderness for forty years.

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